It's that week again. A friend sent me the following
which was originally posted on TigerNet. This is informative reading
for all my Gamecock friends - and I have to give it to you, that Waffle House
stat is impressive. I know you've also won three in a row and have a very
good team heading up to Clemson on Saturday. Once you pull a little
closer to closing the 65-40-4 gap let's talk... until then here are
the differences between Clemson and Scar:
We are the Clemson Family. You are the Gamecock Nation
Our Stadium is named after the Clemson Students who gave
their lives in the service of our country. Your stadium is named after a female
booster.
It is 5 football fields from Tillman Hall to the 50 Yard
Line of Frank Howard Field. It is one and a half miles from the Horseshoe to
the 50 yard line at Williams-Brice.
To get to our Stadium, you walk through a park dedicated to
all the Clemson Students who gave their lives in the Armed Forces. To get to your
stadium, you pass an empty fairground, railroad tracks, warehouses, liquor
stores and parking lots.
Our Coach embraces the history and tradition of Clemson
Football. Your Coach disavows everything that came before him (East Carolina
game quotes 9/8/12); after moving to #3 in the AP poll "That is a school
record"- he was then informed that the 1984 SCar team rose to #2 before
losing to Navy (Greenville News 10/8/2012)
We lost a bowl game by 37 points and it is considered one of
the lowest points in the history of our program. You lost the SEC Championship
game by 39 points and that appearance is one of the highlights of your
program.
Our Coach honored the scholarship of a high school student
who suffered a stroke after he verbally committed to Clemson and will likely
never walk again. (Jake Nicolopulos). Your Coach pulled a scholarship offer on
the day before signing day to a player who had been committed for months who
was an orphan and spent the majority of his childhood as a ward of the state.
(Lorenzo Mauldin).
Our Coach proposed a plan to generate revenue for schools by
playing an exhibition game against regional universities that was lauded by his
peers. Your coach proposed paying amateur student athletes in revenue sports
only.
Our Coach goes on national television after a huge win and
says "I can't think of a better place …than Death Valley, South
Carolina!". Your coach, after arguably the biggest win in school history,
presents himself with the game ball.
Our Coach uses his bonus money from winning the ACC
Championship to provide additional pay for his assistant coaches. Your coach
became a member of Augusta National after signing his contract.
Our program helped a scholarship athlete gain custody and
care for his 11 year old little brother, then created an endowment to ensure
his higher education. Your program frequently refuses to renew scholarships to
players who aren't deemed good enough to play. (Grayson Mullins, Bryce Sherman,
Tramell Williams, Andrew Clifford, Seaver Brown, Kevin Young, ect…)
Our coach leads the nation in APR (academic progress rate),
your coach doesn't even realize that 18 year-olds can vote (Greenville News
11/6/2012)
After the games, our kids play football and soccer with
scores of other kids while we continue to tailgate for hours. After your games,
there are four armed robberies and a shooting (Clemson 2011), two mob assaults
and another shooting (Mizzu 2012), felony DUI with a flipped car and 41 other
arrests (Georgia 2012).
We suspended our best player for two games, including one of
the biggest games of the season for a misdemeanor arrest for which he underwent
PTI and had the arrest removed from his record. Your best player was arrested
in 2/2007 for public intoxication (age 19) and again in March of that year for
keying a professor's car. In March of 2008 he was arrested for underage
drinking and that same night had the police come to his dorm for pulling a fire
alarm and discharging a fire extinguisher. He was suspended from practice for
violating team rules during a bowl trip in December of 2010. And he was
suspended again in April of 2011 for causing a disturbance at a SEC-mandated
meeting, where he was reportedly intoxicated. Despite all this, he never missed
a game until he was finally kicked off the team in October of 2011 for failing
a substance abuse screening.
We won Southern Living's "The South's Best
Tailgate" competition in 2012. South Carolina had a fan arrested for
mooning the crowd at the LSU game in Baton Rouge 11/13/2012
Clemson Memorial Stadium was named as the top venue in
college football by Bleacher Report.com(2012), Williams-Brice Stadium was noted
by the Wall Street Journal as having the shortest distance from the stadium to
a Waffle House in the SEC (10/3/2012).
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